Saturday, January 22, 2011

Yo, Twit This. Bad Boy Jesse James to wed Best Friend Kat

Shouldn't a guys best friend be a dog and not a Kat? Oops, that's because bad boy James has been in the dog house ever since his marriage collapsed from Hollywood's sweet heart Sandra Bullock.

Didn't take long for Jesse James, the most hated man in Hollywood to announce he will wed the most tattooed girl in the world. With fine monarch linen twitter stationery, Jesse tweeted his love of his best friend Kat Von D with simple elegance, "I have never met anyone so kind and loving...."

At least Sandra won't be up for a Blindside award twice as she was told in advance before the classy tweets were tweeted. I wonder if Kat will give him a tattoo? Hmmm, helpful suggestions: #4, alleged adulter, infidelity, I'm sorry, true love? It will probably take a strong feline personality to be the rebound girl. Kat is head over heals in love after her relationship with Nikki Six ended. Do two rebounds make a right?

Let's hope that after, preludes with a adult film actress, a film actress an a Mcbombshell that fairy tales--- do come true. Who are we to judge when true lovers have found each other. Proof is in the pudding. Let's just hope it's not figgy pudding. What is figgy pudding anyway? Has anyone ever tried it? I'll have to tweet about that. Back to our love birds.They are happy and professing their love for one another. Kat holds his hands. Yeah, to keep a eye on them.

So, true love for Jesse and Kat Von D. They are madly in love with each other. Yes, madly. I'll tweet my happiness for them. Jesse said, "There is no one else for me..." While Kat said, "He's the one." Let's hope you are the only one for him! Then you can both can grow old together and Jesse can have his "f--'n blast."

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