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American Idol: New Orleans Recap
Voo-do's, Hair Do's and Boo Hoo's ruled New Orlean auditions.
written by Marylin Hebert
Last night was full of try out hopefuls who belted out show tunes, itunes and loony tunes. At least the fashion was non stop from Mardi Gras Queens, Voo-do Priestess's and Vanilla Ice want-a-be rappers. Always appearing is the famed Micheal Jackson glove, tierra's and disappearing clothes. Randy, Steven and Jovany did a little strip tease for JLo. How low can you go? Anything for television and... a bet with your shipyard mates. Nice 6 pack Steven. Oops, I meant, Jovany-- you showoff. I mean, Delicious. Thanks Steven. I wonder if he'll own this word and make it hot like "that's hot" by Paris.
Speaking of Paris, yes she came to audition. Another Paris, silly. She's a mom with a special needs child who is so adorable. Paris made JLo cry. Tears could not make Jennifer look bad in her hot pink fuschia, Star Trek cheerleader outfit. No worries Paris, three thumbs up means you just might have to change your name to Hollywood.
"Na leans" brought out double helpings of "Ooooh, yeahs," from Steven Tyler. Maybe his little hat was on too tight? Nope, just a 15 year old kid singing his smoking version of "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay." I don't think Jacee will be sitting long as his ship has come in. This sweet kid with humble manners sang like a champ. I bet his Grandma is baking him an apple pie tonight to celebrate.
Finally, the cluck cluck of the night award went to Steven Tylers hair creme. Yes, Steven uses a hair conditioner with a name of a clucking bird. But have no fear as Brett Loewensteen has great hair tips for Steven. Add one part oil and two part sweat. Toss wildly with fingers. Brett a sweetie with flaming red tight curls was a refreshing to watch as he sang, "Momma, I didn't mean to make you cry." But you did. This boy was teased but I bet all those kids wish he were his friend, now. Yeah, American Idol friend. "Look at me now," who's the dork from high school? Brett is hanging with the Dawg, lips and the Lo. Jennifer got goose pimples. Bow, Wow, Wow, Brett you have the golden ticket #10 because you are a 10.
Well, another episode in the never ending quest for singing greatness in America. I guess the voodo chanters will have to stick to singing in the shower. I mean, grave. At least, tonight they might get a little howl from the dawg," Ooooooooooowoooohhh."
written by Marylin Hebert
Last night was full of try out hopefuls who belted out show tunes, itunes and loony tunes. At least the fashion was non stop from Mardi Gras Queens, Voo-do Priestess's and Vanilla Ice want-a-be rappers. Always appearing is the famed Micheal Jackson glove, tierra's and disappearing clothes. Randy, Steven and Jovany did a little strip tease for JLo. How low can you go? Anything for television and... a bet with your shipyard mates. Nice 6 pack Steven. Oops, I meant, Jovany-- you showoff. I mean, Delicious. Thanks Steven. I wonder if he'll own this word and make it hot like "that's hot" by Paris.
Speaking of Paris, yes she came to audition. Another Paris, silly. She's a mom with a special needs child who is so adorable. Paris made JLo cry. Tears could not make Jennifer look bad in her hot pink fuschia, Star Trek cheerleader outfit. No worries Paris, three thumbs up means you just might have to change your name to Hollywood.
"Na leans" brought out double helpings of "Ooooh, yeahs," from Steven Tyler. Maybe his little hat was on too tight? Nope, just a 15 year old kid singing his smoking version of "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay." I don't think Jacee will be sitting long as his ship has come in. This sweet kid with humble manners sang like a champ. I bet his Grandma is baking him an apple pie tonight to celebrate.
Finally, the cluck cluck of the night award went to Steven Tylers hair creme. Yes, Steven uses a hair conditioner with a name of a clucking bird. But have no fear as Brett Loewensteen has great hair tips for Steven. Add one part oil and two part sweat. Toss wildly with fingers. Brett a sweetie with flaming red tight curls was a refreshing to watch as he sang, "Momma, I didn't mean to make you cry." But you did. This boy was teased but I bet all those kids wish he were his friend, now. Yeah, American Idol friend. "Look at me now," who's the dork from high school? Brett is hanging with the Dawg, lips and the Lo. Jennifer got goose pimples. Bow, Wow, Wow, Brett you have the golden ticket #10 because you are a 10.
Well, another episode in the never ending quest for singing greatness in America. I guess the voodo chanters will have to stick to singing in the shower. I mean, grave. At least, tonight they might get a little howl from the dawg," Ooooooooooowoooohhh."
Yo, Twit This. Bad Boy Jesse James to wed Best Friend Kat
Shouldn't a guys best friend be a dog and not a Kat? Oops, that's because bad boy James has been in the dog house ever since his marriage collapsed from Hollywood's sweet heart Sandra Bullock.
Didn't take long for Jesse James, the most hated man in Hollywood to announce he will wed the most tattooed girl in the world. With fine monarch linen twitter stationery, Jesse tweeted his love of his best friend Kat Von D with simple elegance, "I have never met anyone so kind and loving...."
At least Sandra won't be up for a Blindside award twice as she was told in advance before the classy tweets were tweeted. I wonder if Kat will give him a tattoo? Hmmm, helpful suggestions: #4, alleged adulter, infidelity, I'm sorry, true love? It will probably take a strong feline personality to be the rebound girl. Kat is head over heals in love after her relationship with Nikki Six ended. Do two rebounds make a right?
Let's hope that after, preludes with a adult film actress, a film actress an a Mcbombshell that fairy tales--- do come true. Who are we to judge when true lovers have found each other. Proof is in the pudding. Let's just hope it's not figgy pudding. What is figgy pudding anyway? Has anyone ever tried it? I'll have to tweet about that. Back to our love birds.They are happy and professing their love for one another. Kat holds his hands. Yeah, to keep a eye on them.
So, true love for Jesse and Kat Von D. They are madly in love with each other. Yes, madly. I'll tweet my happiness for them. Jesse said, "There is no one else for me..." While Kat said, "He's the one." Let's hope you are the only one for him! Then you can both can grow old together and Jesse can have his "f--'n blast."
Didn't take long for Jesse James, the most hated man in Hollywood to announce he will wed the most tattooed girl in the world. With fine monarch linen twitter stationery, Jesse tweeted his love of his best friend Kat Von D with simple elegance, "I have never met anyone so kind and loving...."
At least Sandra won't be up for a Blindside award twice as she was told in advance before the classy tweets were tweeted. I wonder if Kat will give him a tattoo? Hmmm, helpful suggestions: #4, alleged adulter, infidelity, I'm sorry, true love? It will probably take a strong feline personality to be the rebound girl. Kat is head over heals in love after her relationship with Nikki Six ended. Do two rebounds make a right?
Let's hope that after, preludes with a adult film actress, a film actress an a Mcbombshell that fairy tales--- do come true. Who are we to judge when true lovers have found each other. Proof is in the pudding. Let's just hope it's not figgy pudding. What is figgy pudding anyway? Has anyone ever tried it? I'll have to tweet about that. Back to our love birds.They are happy and professing their love for one another. Kat holds his hands. Yeah, to keep a eye on them.
So, true love for Jesse and Kat Von D. They are madly in love with each other. Yes, madly. I'll tweet my happiness for them. Jesse said, "There is no one else for me..." While Kat said, "He's the one." Let's hope you are the only one for him! Then you can both can grow old together and Jesse can have his "f--'n blast."
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